
Orcs! Whose use of the word "Waaaagh" would have Games Workshop calling their lawyers if they hadn't nicked the Orcs from D&D, who nicked them from old father Tolkien anyway. Who'd have thunk it? Don't worry, there'll be a bit of blue for the dads later.) All of which are more derivative than a measurement of how a function changes when the values of its inputs change. It contains a wodge of new campaigns, a new faction, some new minor new mechanics and some minor graphical updates. It's a desperate repurposing of a rapidly-withered product, further confirming Ubisoft's position in this reviewer's eyes as the new EA. So they're shelling out yet again for the original game. Finally, the people who are going to buy it, the frothing-at-the-mouth HOMM mob, already have the game. Moreover, if you wanted to buy the game before, you would have already bought it the paltry extra nobs and polish in this aren't going to sway you over to it. Or the original and the other expansion for £12. Of course, it's not really free, it's £20, and you can buy the original for about £9 from Amazon. That is, it's an expansion pack that's comes with the full game.


First, I'd better point out that Tribes of the East isn't strictly speaking an expansion pack it's one of those irritating packages that some clever bod in marketing thought up to diddle joe public out of a few more sponduliks. Which may turn this into something of a mea culpa, for which I apologise. (Bloody hell, this history lesson is turning into hypertext overload.)Īnyway, going back to the game reminds exactly what I didn't like about it more than what I did. Since then Nival have released an expansion pack called the Anvil Chorus or the Hammered Fete or something, which your friend and mine the award-winning Kieron Gillen reviewed last December. The last time I wrote for Eurogamer, I wrote about HOMMV, praising the new developers Nival Interactive for recreating almost exactly all the hallmarks of the franchise and recognising what the hardcore wanted. When they bring you out retirement for just one more job, you don't expect it to be the same job they retired you from.
